The Old Dope Peddler

"The Old Dope Peddler" is a satirical song by Tom Lehrer. It was on Lehrer's first album, Songs by Tom Lehrer from 1953, and a new live recording on Tom Lehrer Revisited in 1960.

The song is a parody of a popular tune well known at the time, "The Old Lamp-Lighter" by Charles Tobias and Nat Simon, which was a hit first for Kay Kyser in 1947, and continued to have popular new recordings to 1960. The sticky-sweet verses of the original asserted that

He made the night a little brighter

Wherever he would go

The old lamplighter

Of long, long ago

It goes on to say that if there were sweethearts in the dark, "he'd pass the light and leave it dark," and concludes by explaining that now, the old lamplighter turns the stars on at night and turns them off at dawn.

Lehrer's parody switches the song's protagonist to "the Old Dope Peddler" selling "powdered happiness". It has lines like this:

He gives the kids free samples

because he knows full well

that today's young, innocent faces

will be tomorrow's clientele

The song was banned from broadcast by the BBC.^[1]

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by US rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, and on UK electronica duo Akasha's track "Interzone (Tapping A Guitar With Beef On A Lonely Summer Day In Menlo Park)", remixed by Menlo Park on the 1999 album "Cinematique - The Remixes". The song was also covered by Meat Puppets.^[2]

References

Tom Lehrer
Songs	"The Elements" "Fight Fiercely, Harvard" "Lobachevsky" "The Old Dope Peddler"
Albums	Songs by Tom Lehrer (1953) More of Tom Lehrer (1959)
Live albums	An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer (1959) Revisited (1960) That Was the Year That Was (1965)
Compilations	Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer (1997) The Remains of Tom Lehrer (2000)
Theater	Tom Foolery Letters from Lehrer
Song contributions	That Was the Week That Was A Gathering of Eagles The Electric Company