I Am Santa Claus

I Am Santa Claus
Studio album by Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Released	November 2, 1993
Recorded	Bob's Garage Inc, North Bend WA, KISW Radio Seattle WA, 1993
Genre	Christmas, Comedy
Length	40:34
Label	Atlantic
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio chronology
Twisted Christmas I Am Santa Claus More Twisted Christmas

I Am Santa Claus is the second Christmas album by Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio. It was released in November 1993 by Atlantic Records (WEA 82548), five years after Twisted Christmas, and four years before More Twisted Christmas.^[1][2]

Track listing

1. "There's Another Santa Claus" - 2:01
   • (parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus," performed by a Gene Autry impersonator)
2. "Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear"^[3][4] - 1:55
   • (parody of "Winter Wonderland" about crossdressing)^[1]
3. "I Am Santa Claus" - 3:22
   • (sung to tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath, except the last ten notes on the prominent guitar riff are replaced with five notes from Jingle Bells.)^[5]
4. "Manger 6" - 0:44
   • (parody of Motel 6 ads, narrated by a Tom Bodett impersonator)
5. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" - 2:09
   • (sung to the tune of "The House of the Rising Sun" as performed by The Animals)^[6]
6. "I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer" - 3:01
   • (parody of "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear")^[6]
7. "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator" - 1:25
   • (parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"; about US Senator Ted Kennedy)
8. "Grahbe Yahbalz" - 1:08
   • (parody of "Deck the Halls;" the name is pseudo-Yiddish for censorship purposes, song describes a gesture frequently used by Michael Jackson)
9. "A Letter to Santa" - 2:41
   • (spoken-word piece in which Vito Corleone from The Godfather writes a letter to Santa Claus)
10. "Jingle Hells Bells" - 2:38
    • (uses a riffs of "Highway to Hell" and "T.N.T."; sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things", performed in the style of Bon Scott-era AC/DC)^[6]
11. "The Kids" - 2:18
    • spoken by Bob Rivers
12. "The Magical Kingdom of Claus" - 5:53
    • (mini-musical parody of The Wizard of Oz, in which the Emerald City/North Pole is replaced with a commercialized shopping mall-type environment, briefly parodies the song "If I Only Had a Brain")
13. "The 'What's It to Ya' Chorus - 2:37
    • (parody of Handel's "The Hallelujah Chorus" from The Messiah, with the chorus insisting to the listener to mind one's own business)
14. "Didn't I Get This Last Year?" - 3:22
    • (parody of "Do You Hear What I Hear" About repeatedly getting unpleaseant gifts, if not the same ones, each year. )^[6]
15. "The Under the Tree World of Jacques Cousteau" - 3:02
    • (spoken word piece, narrated by a Cousteau impersonator)
16. "O Christmas Tree" - 2:33
    • Instrumental set to the sounds of chainsaws.

Critical reaction

J. D. Considine wrote in the Baltimore Sun that "Rivers' idea of `funny' generally seems the work of a guy who's read too many issues of Mad magazine, but there are some good bits here."^[7] Helen Bryant of The Dallas Morning News wrote "Irving Berlin, it's not"^[1] while the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette called the album "this year's hip offering."

Chart performance

By late December 2003, the album had already sold more than 100,000 copies.^[8] I Am Santa Claus entered the Billboard Top Albums chart at #180^[8] before peaking at #106.

References