Chinese Rocks

"Chinese Rocks" or "Chinese Rock" is a song written in 1975 by New York City punk rock musicians Richard Hell and Dee Dee Ramone, mostly composed by the latter.

Openly discussing heroin addiction based on real-life experiences, "Chinese Rock" was first recorded by Hell's former band, The Heartbreakers, and later by Dee Dee's band the Ramones.

Origin

Hell and Dee Dee were in agreement that the song was mainly written by Dee Dee. "The reason I wrote that song was out of spite for Richard Hell, because he told me he was going to write a song better than Lou Reed's "Heroin", so I went home and wrote 'Chinese Rocks'," Dee Dee is quoted in Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk. "I wrote it by myself, in Debbie Harry's apartment on First Avenue and First Street."^[1]

According to Dee Dee, the song was "about Jerry Nolan, of The Heartbreakers calling me up to come over and go cop" heroin, a form of which was known in those days as Chinese Rocks. "The line 'My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall' was about Connie, and the shower was at Arturo Vega's loft," where Dee Dee, his girlfriend Connie and Joey Ramone all lived at one point.^[2]

Dee Dee wanted to record the song with the Ramones, but bandmate Johnny Ramone vetoed it, claiming that the song was too obviously drug-related.^[1] Dee Dee then took it to Richard Hell, also with The Heartbreakers at the time. "Dee Dee called me one day and said, 'I wrote a song that the Ramones won't do,'" Hell recalled. "He said, 'It's not finished. How about I come over and show it to you and we can finish it if you like it?'"^[3]

According to Hell, "What happened is really clear, and the songwriting credits can all be checked at BMI. The song is by me and Dee Dee, but Dee Dee did 75 percent of it. I mean, all I did was write two verses out of three. Dee Dee wrote the music, the concept was his. He's basically responsible for it. But he brought me the song; he didn't even know Johnny and Jerry, but we were friends and he thought the band was great. And when the Ramones didn't want to do the song he said, 'Look, I've written one verse of this song with the chorus and it's about heroin, how about you write the rest of it and it's yours?'"^[4] And that's what he did." Dee Dee similarly recalled, "Richard Hell put that line in, so I gave him some credit."^[1]

The Heartbreakers

There were differing recollections about how the song became part of The Heartbreakers' repertoire. Richard Hell said, "I brought it to the next rehearsal, exactly as it was done by the Heartbreakers for all those years. I would sing it because it was a song I brought in."^[1] Dee Dee, on the other hand, wrote in his memoir, "When Jerry was over at my place one day, we did some dope and then I played him my song, and he took it with him to a Heartbreakers' rehearsal."^[5]

In either case, the song became one of the band's most popular songs. As Hell states, "After I left the Heartbreakers, they kept playing 'Chinese Rocks' and then ended up recording it" for the band's 1977 debut album, L.A.M.F.. "And they put all of their names on it, though nothing had changed about the song--they just added their names to it. Johnny Thunders... had nothing to do with 'Chinese Rocks' at all."^[1]

All vinyl pressings L.A.M.F. including the 1984 L.A.M.F. Revisited album continued to credit the song writers as, Thunders, Heartbreakers' drummer Jerry Nolan as well as Ramone and Hell. It was only after the deaths of Thunders and Nolan that the credit was changed. However, both the 1994 and 2002 CD reissues of L.A.M.F. now name the three Ramones as the writers Joey, Johnny Ramone and Dee Dee—but not Hell.

"The credits are false," Dee Dee wrote in 1997. "Johnny Thunders ranked on me for fourteen years, trying to make out like he wrote the song. What a low-life maneuver by those guys!"^[5] The online databases for both ASCAP and BMI, however, credit the song to just Dee Dee Ramone and Hell.

In the Heartbreakers' live performances of the song, Thunders would often change the lyrics to more explicit ones.

The Ramones

On the Ramones' original recording of the song on their 1980 album End of the Century, the song is credited to "D.D.Ramone/R.Hell". However, it later appeared on later editions of End of the Century (vinyl repressings and CD releases) credited to the Ramones as a whole, with no mention of Richard Hell.

The Ramones' version is called "Chinese Rock", with no s on the end. There is another slight lyrical difference between the versions: The Heartbreakers' lyrics begin, "Somebody calls me on the phone / They say hey hey is Dee Dee home", while the Ramones change "Dee Dee" to "Arty", an apparent reference to Arturo Vega, in whose loft the song is set. Vega was a long-time friend of the band and the designer of the Ramones' "presidential seal" logo. However, in live performances after Dee Dee left the band, Joey Ramone sometimes did sing "Dee Dee" instead of "Arty" (as on the Ramones' 1991 live CD Loco Live).

Dee Dee Ramone has stated in interviews that he feels proud of the song, it being one of his best known tracks, but that the song became a "pain in the ass" for him as he repeatedly tried to get clean and was mistakenly regarded by many fans as a "heroin guru" promoting drug usage rather than just documenting it.^[6]

Other usage

Cover versions

• Sid Vicious Sid Sings (1979), during his brief solo career after the Sex Pistols broke up.
• Croatian punk band Paraf recorded its own version of the song on its first single (1979). The song was retitled Rijeka and featured completely new lyrics in Croatian that had nothing to do with the drug-related topic of the original. It rather presented a young punk's view of his home town. The song was attributed to the band leader Valter Kocijančić.
• The Insane (1982) A side of El Salvador on No Future Records.
• RKL on the Covers compilation released by Mystic Records (1984).
• The Violent Femmes on Machine single (1994) featuring only Gordon Gano singing and playing an electric piano.
• Jamie Pina of Chemical People on his solo release ...Bad Latino (1995) with Rikk Agnew of the Adolescents on backing vocals.
• The Green 11's recorded the song for the 2001 tribute album, Ramones Maniacs.
• UFX Total Sonic Mayhem (2002).
• Twelve Twenty Back From Oblivion (2013).
• Of Montreal recorded the song for a 7" single in 2015.
• The band Hanoi Rocks' name is influenced by the song. When brainstorming band name ideas "Chinese Rocks" was one name that popped up, as the band were influenced by The Heartbreakers and Ramones. They decided it was too close to the song, and instead settled on the name Hanoi Rocks.
• In his song "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" from his 2004 album Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus, Nick Cave namechecks the song and Thunders in the line "And Johnny Thunders was only half alive when he wrote Chinese Rocks."

References

• Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain, Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk.
• Dee Dee Ramone with Veronica Kaufmann, Lobotomy: Surviving the Ramones.
• Richard Hell, Citizine interview by Mark Prindle

Notes

1. 1 2 3 4 5 McNeil and McCain, p. 214.
2. ↑ Ramone, p. 88.
3. ↑ McNeil and McCain, pp. 213-214.
4. ↑ Interview with Richard Hell in Citizine magazine (see "References" for link)
5. 1 2 Ramone, p. 89.
6. ↑ Hey Is Dee Dee Home. 2003. Lech Kowalski Films.